Working for New Jersey 101.5 has always been a dream of mine, and it pays better than screaming my opinions out my car window. When I'm not here, you can find me at The Trentonian, where I write a column four days a week. I'm married to someone way out of my league, and I have three small children who I love more than pork roll. Usually. Unless they're being insufferable, then, you know, I'll take the sandwich. I'm just going to stop now before DYFS comes a-knockin'.