Zebra and Pony Roaming Streets of Staten Island [VIDEO]

You can't make it up. Well, maybe you can, but as someone who spent a majority of his life growing up in Staten Island, this would just be "business as usual."

I chuckled when the zebra started walking with a sense of urgency but I absolutely lost it when the guy filming the escaped animals was making the same noise you make when you're trying to get a dog to approach you.

See the video below from SILIVE.com.