I took my son to a play place recently and among the things they had there was this toy car. Along with the car was this device that cracked me up because how would they expect a Jersey kid to know what to do with it? It's a gas pump! You know, the very thing by law you're not allowed to touch!

So my imagination got going and I snapped a few pictures. See them in the gallery along with the caption I imagined my toddler to be thinking in each one.

I have to take him on a road trip soon so he can see it's actually possible for a driver to step out of a vehicle, put a nozzle in a hole, and pull a trigger.

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