What’s the ‘Urban Dictionary’ definition of Long Branch?

Oh my God. Go and do this right now! Look up your town on Urban Dictionary!

I can't tell you how many times I go to the U.D. to find out what my kids are talking about, but never realized they would define my town so, how to put this, accurately.

The definition of the State itself is pretty true, too:

Jersey: A small but happenin' state on the mid-Atlantic coast, known for good food, good drugs, and people that don't tolerate a whole lot of b******t. Also, pretty much anything's legal as long as you don't get caught.

1. Don't try and hi-jack a plane with boxcutters if there's anybody from Jersey on board...it probably won't work.
2. Who needs Fear Factor when all you have to do is drive in Jersey and visit places like Newark, East Orange, Trenton, or Camden.
3. When out-of-staters think there's something wrong with you for living amongst such chaos, smile and say, "I feel ya. Not everyone's tough enough to live in Jersey."

But in terms of towns, not many in New Jersey have have as much character as Long Branch and such a diverse mingling of different types of people. So your town's definition might not be as fun as mine, but, check it out anyway. It's bound to put your town in an "interesting" light! Here's the "definition" of my town, word for word, from the sometimes-accurate, always-entertaining Urban Dictionary.

Long Branch: Where the jews kome ta chill for the summer. & if you been to lb before you know that any street between joline ave & broadway is the hood. (2nd ave,3rd ave,4th ave,rockwell ave,liberty ave,5th ave North and South,6th ave North and South,7th ave South,Morris Ave & the projekts of woodrow wilson. Lokated on high street & west end ave. It turned into a riot,gang,drugs and gun violent type a plase but I love violense so its sweet to live there. Lb has the rich hood,pier village & elberon. But people trashed pier already. It's the 2nd baddest place on the jersey shore after asbury park.

"Wanna go to long branch today bruh?","Damn someone else got shot in long branch today?","I heard long branch got beef with asbury park and if you step foot in long branch and you from asbury then youll get that a** beat up."

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