Never liked my last name. In fact, it's misleading. I am mostly German, only a little bit Polish. Because we get our last names from our fathers in this culture my name would have you think otherwise. Also it's hard to spell, sometimes hard for some people to pronounce.

Anyway, according to this silly quiz, my last name should mean that I'm "mysterious and exotic" and that I have a "worldly and cultured point of view". Which I'll have to keep in mind next time I'm eating a pizza and drinking a cheap beer. Go here to find out what your last name allegedly says about you.