A recent study examined 1,000 coffee drinkers habits and came up with psychological, personality profiles for various groups. I hate myself for knowing that this is almost always nonsense yet still looking up the people I know. For instance if you take your coffee black, you're a quiet, moody, straightforward minimalist.

Whereas if you drink Frappuccino you're adventurous and will try anything once. (Where were Frappuccino girls when I was in school?) If you'd like to see where you fall in the spectrum see the full Time article here. Meanwhile, I don't drink coffee. I guess I have no personality.