This seems like a ridiculous question. What day of the week do you weigh the most? It's a legit question. There's a legit answer. What day is it? Go here to find out.

Then of course there's tomorrow, Thanksgiving Day. A day which the Calorie Control Council claims the average person eats 4,500 calories. So maybe you want to come back here Friday to find out what day of the week your weigh the most. Your call.