It’s been quite the week for the wannabe celebrities.

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We had tanning mom Patricia Krentcil sent to detox after getting drunk at a Minneapolis airport. Then teen mom Farrah Abraham posted her tweets to Charlie Sheen suggesting a play date with her 4-year-old daughter Sophia and Sheen's kids for a meet-up over coffee.

Sheen has since responded:

“Coffee is for amateurs and grandma. Would love to get together!!”


This was followed by Sheen's reaction to having his tweets posted,

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life. oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye! cs."


Then, of course, there was the news that Kim Kardashian delivered a brand new baby girl in Los Angeles.

Does anybody really care about any of this or any of these people? If you could pick one celebrity wannabe to just go away, who would it be?