Watch This Wannabe Ninja Slice and Dice Defenseless Water Bottles
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In this mesmerizing clip, chubby wannabe ninja Will Keith combines his scary love of blades with an irrational hatred of water bottles. The result is almost three minutes of intense bottle-slicing carnage and mayhem.
Why exactly does Keith do this? Maybe he’s upset about the toll water bottles take on the environment. Or maybe he’s preparing for a fight against brain-eating, water bottle zombies. Either way, this guy has a serious axe (pun!) to grind.
In one disturbing segment, Keith, whose collection includes two katanas, three machetes, two Nordic axes and a Ka-Bar tactical knife, stabs a water cooler jug at close range like it just killed his best friend. Then, he halves the jug with a mighty swing from a samurai sword strapped to his waist.
Remind us never to make this backyard ninja angry.