Earlier this week, a Roanoke, VA man posted an ad on Craigslist about Molly, his beagle who he's had for 4 years. At first you think he's looking for someone to take in Molly because his girlfriend does not want the dog living with them, but as you read on, you realize it's an ad for something else.

Check out the hilarious Craigslist ad below.

Craigslist screenshot

The ad reads,

MY girlfriend does not like my beagle molly. SO i have to rehome her.
She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
So. . .. . ...anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!
*Update 06/24/* sorry but she has been re-homed her original breeders (Her Parents) have taken her back home* Molly & I are Looking for a new one :)

[Original Criagslist ad]