Before they came up with this, we at the radio station had Don Tandler. Don has this weird computer like ability and music knowledge to almost instantly tell you what the number one song was the day you were born.

I've seen him in action and it's freaky. Unfortunately, you can't parlay that into millions since the freak shows closed down, so Don is stuck working here. For those of you who don't know Don, now there's this. You simply put in the month, day, and year you born and you'll be instantly embarrassed to see what awful sounding, dated song was so popular when you came into the world.