I recently came upon a frightening discovery in the bathroom here at New Jersey 101.5. Walking out of the bathroom yesterday, I spotted a razor on top of the shower rail. We have a shower here in the event that any number of people on the staff have to stay overnight to report stuff like inclement weather. Think blizzards, earthquakes, or most recently, Hurricane Irene.

Hurricane Irene was about a year ago though, and I just noticed this razor on Tuesday afternoon. So now we must find the answer to the obvious question: Who does this razor belong to? I want you to help me with any clues or suggestions you may have.

Here is what we know:

  • There is a small piece of brown hair stuck in the razor. (Gross, I know, but I had to check.)
  • According to some coworkers, it may have been here since last August when Hurricane Irene hit, but it may have recently been moved to the top of the shower rail in the last week.
  • This is a Men's Bathroom
  • There is no shaving cream or after-shave lotion anywhere in the bathroom.

Can you help us get to the bottom of this? Who do you think this razor belongs to? Let us know what you think in the comment section below.