Well this weekend marks the anniversary of the passing of someone very special and out of respect I'd like to read his obituary; as I have for the past fourteen years. It is with a heavy heart that I have to report the Pillsbury Doughboy died after a severe yeast infection and repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities attended the funeral including Mrs. Butterworth, The California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, Captain Crunch and others.  The graveside was piled high with flour as Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy describing the Doughboy as "A man who never knew how much he was kneaded." Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes.  Despite being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.  Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes...