Boy I had a rough week. Thursday I was out with a lady friend and I said honey I'm going to make you the happiest woman in the world...she said I'll miss you...
Well a man in Iowa has been arrested for driving down the highway drunk while riding on his lawn mower...police have identified the man as John Deere...
Well Halloween is here...this year many parents are cutting back instead of buying expensive costumes. As a matter of fact do you know what the big costume is this year? A lot of parents are duct taping a cell phone to their kids ankle and sending them out as Lindsay Lohan...