As any grownup knows, when a woman is pregnant she uses a lot of cocoa butter to prevent stretch marks. So I see this container on our nightstand by the bed last night and I noticed something. Look at the pictogram warnings.

Cocoa Butter Warning
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Look to the left of the one telling you to keep it out of reach of children. Is that really what we're seeing? A warning label telling you not to eat the cocoa butter? Is this necessary? Are people this dumb?

"Mmm, cocoa butter. Must be like real butter. Let me put some on my toast!"

Come on America. End the madness.

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