The Center for Science in the Public Interest, apparently headed up by Captain Buzz Killington, just had to go on a mission to find the single most unhealthy meal at a chain restaurant. What did they come up with after searching 200 restaurants? The "Monster Meal" at Red Robin. It's a "Monster" double burger served with bottomless steak fries and paired with a "Monster" milk shake. The damage? 3,540 calories in one sitting. You'd apparently have to bench press the planet Earth for 9 straight hours to burn this off or something. Thanks for the info, killjoys.

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