Warning — ‘Slow Mo Joe’ might just give you nightmares

This has not been a good culinary week. First we caught Joe Votruba on video defiling all things holy in New Jersey by eating pizza with a knife and fork. You think you're Donald Trump now, Joe? Really? If you didn't see that abomination, you can view it here.

Now comes another video I stumbled across on the station's YouTube channel of Joe eating Girl Scout cookies, only it's like a nightmare because our own Louis Hochman ran it in slow motion. Go ahead and watch this video, but I'm warning you it will be hard to sleep tonight.

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