We were just talking yesterday about the death of CDs as automakers will soon stop putting CD players in the dashboard of new cars. Apparently not everyone got the memo that CDs are dead.

According to the Warren Reporter, a 27-year-old shoplifted a CD from a Mansfield Wal-Mart. What made this incident newsworthy was what some people would consider "karma": when opening the cd with a knife, the miscreant sliced himself open. So the only people still interested in compact discs are people too dumb to open them.