You know how much I hate Florida. Here's another reason. Some idiot in Florida is road raging the other day. Drinking, too. He slams his truck into the car in front of him at a red light then gets angry at the other driver. So he jumps out to scream at them, for simply existing and being legally stopped at a red light I suppose, and bangs furiously on their windows.

Understandably frightened by this lunatic, that driver drove away. The rest of the story is the idiot road rager never put his truck in park after hitting that car, so when it drove away there was nothing holding it back. As said idiot stood in the road he was run over by his own truck. Unfortunately he lived. Read the rest of the story here.