While cleaning his garage Jim found a box of things he has saved from his time doing mornings on New Jersey 101.5. Jim read a selection from Politically Correct Bedtime Stories, a book he found in the box.

Politically Correct Bedtime Stories (Amazon)

The book by James Finn Garner features  "the familiar exploits of beloved characters are related from a respectful, prejudice-free perspective," according to Amazon.com's description of the book.

"The Emperor is no longer naked in his new clothes but “is endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle, Snow White escapes to the cottage of “seven vertically-challenged men,” and Goldilocks is an ambitious scientist studying anthropomorphic bear."

 

 
Jim read Little Red Riding Hood on the air; listen to it below.