Two Chances To See Dennis' Standup!
Dennis Malloy performs standup comedy this Saturday night (11/21) 8pm at Primetime Comedy Club , 960 Route 9 South in Sayreville For tickets Go to primetimecomedyonline.com or call 732-721-6555.
On Friday Friday Nov 27 Dennis will perform 2 shows 7:30PM and 10p at the Grand Opening of Sarcasm on Route 70 in Cherry Hill (inside the Cherry Hill Crown Plaza). For tickets call 1-800-727-3548.
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The Eggo Shortage Explained
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Front cover of The Trentonian
discussed on Wednesday's show
Sexist Or Sexy?
Palin took aim at Newsweek's eye-catching cover this week that shows the former vice presidential candidate in her running outfit - an image that was apparently lifted from a Runner's World photo shoot months ago. Writing on her Facebook page Monday night, Palin said the depiction is flat out "sexist, and oh-so-expected."
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid expects to begin Senate debate on ObamaCare this week. To meet this latest challenge, the political group Grassfire is announcing an emergency petition delivery to both Reid and Minority Leader Mitch McConnell. To reach their goal of 750,000 petition signers click here to sign their national petition opposing the government takeover of our health care.
Click here to schedule faxes to the Senate opposing ObamaCare.
Dennis' 3D Glasses
From A Christmas Carol
Preview Of MTV's New Series
Jersey Shore
Charla Nash, the woman who's face was torn
off by a chimp reveals how disfigured she really is,
on the Oprah show.
(WARNING: Contains graphic images)
Two Wild & Crazy Guys
Chris Daggett: "You hear it every day...Jim Gearhart &
Dennis Malloy rail about it all the time and now when they
have the chance to do the right thing they ended up being party
guys. How unbelievable is that to me? I can't believe Jim and Dennis are
just party guys through and through."
Click here and listen to Daggett's comments
The Hard-Hitting Documentary about
New Jersey Public Education
Click here for the official movie website
Watch the movie on Friday, October 30
At Rutgers College Avenue Campus
43 College Avenue, Scott Hall, Room 135 in
New Brunswick
from 7PM-10PM.
Director Bob Bowden and a panel of experts
will lead a discussion following the screening.
Republican candidate Chris Christie talked with Dennis & Michele via phone on Thursday, 10/29 .
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World's Most Interesting Men
Christie Promises To Appear
On Ask The Governor
Republican Chris Christie signs a
paper plate that if elected he will
appear on the monthly Ask The Governor program.
9 year-old Scores Incredible Hockey Goal
Best Sign At Rally
Suing A Hotel Over
A Dance
Christine Mancision is suing a Morristown hotel over
a drunk who hit her on the dance floor at his sister's reception last year.
Click here for the full story
The Hard-Hitting Documentary about
New Jersey Public Education
Click here for the official movie website
Tyrone A. Johnson
Independent For Governor
Comments and questions can be emailed
to tyrone.johnson@mrgnj.com
Chris Daggett In Studio
With Dennis & Michele
Segment 1 | Segment 2 | Segment 3 | Segment 4
Dennis Takes The Pledge
Dennis says he will resign if Chris Daggett is elected
Governor on November 3.
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Hugh Jackman Stops
Play Over Cell Phone
David Letterman's Confession
World's Best & Worst Lovers
Read the story here
WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy) |
WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada |
Cory Booker Bans Conan O'Brien
From Newark Airport
After Conan O'Brien cracked a joke about Newark on The Tonight Show, Mayor Cory Booker has banned O'Brien from the city including Newark Liberty Airport. "The mayor of Newark, NJ, wants to set up a citywide program to improve residents' health," O'Brien joked during his "Tonight Show" monologue last week. "The health-care program consists of a bus ticket out of Newark." Booker posted a video defending his city, and then O'Brien responded in kind. Click here for the full story; watch the video battle below.
Dennis' Appearance
On News 12's Roma Aroma
Chris Christie In Studio
Republican candidate for Governor Chris Christie visited with
Dennis & Michle on Wednesday. Click the links below to hear the interview.
Segment 1 | Segment 2 | Segment 3
Invitations were also emailed by producer Stephen Trotte to Governor Corzine and Chris Daggett.
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Governor Corzine,
I am reaching out to you on behalf of the "Dennis & Michele" show from New Jersey 101.5 FM radio. With the Governor's Election coming up this November, we are extending an invitation to all the major candidates to be a guest on the show. Republican candidate Chris Christie has already accepted our invitation and will be live in studio with Dennis & Michele on Wednesday, September 30th at 11am.
We would love to have Governor Corzine on the show at some point as well. Dennis & Michele are on the air Monday thru Friday from 10am to 2pm. Please let me know of any available dates and times that would be convenient for you. We look forward to hearing from you!
Thanks!
Stephen Trotte
Producer - Dennis & Michele |
Mr. Daggett,
I am reaching out to you on behalf of the "Dennis & Michele" show from New Jersey 101.5 FM radio. With the Governor's Election coming up this November, we are extending an invitation to all the major candidates to be a guest on the show. Republican candidate Chris Christie has already accepted our invitation and will be live in studio with Dennis & Michele on Wednesday, September 30th at 11am.
We would love to have Mr. Daggett on the show at some point as well. Dennis & Michele are on the air Monday thru Friday from 10am to 2pm. Please let me know of any available dates and times that would be convenient for you. We look forward to hearing from you!
Thanks!
Stephen Trotte
Producer - Dennis & Michele |
Singing President Obama's Praises
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that all must lend a hand [?]
To make this country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be clear today
Equal work means equal pay
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that we must take a stand
To make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said Red, Yellow, Black or White
All are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
Yes
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
segue to
Hello, Mr. President we honor you today!
For all your great accomplishments, we all [do? doth??] say "hooray!"
Hooray Mr. President! You're number one!
The first Black American to lead this great na-TION!
Hooray, Mr. President something-something-some
A-something-something-something-some economy is number one again!
Hooray Mr. President, we're really proud of you!
And the same for all Americans [in?] the great Red White and Blue!
So something Mr. President we all just something-some,
So here's a hearty hip-hooray a-something-something-some!
Hip, hip hooray! (3x)
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Girl Throws Foul Ball Back
After Dad Makes Catch At Phillies Game
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News 12's Alicia Vitarelli
with Dennis & Michele
Living In A Van By The River...
In Manhattan
British Video Demonstrating
The Dangers Of Texting & Driving
WARNING! This video is very graphic and intense
Click here for more information
Fed up with our Government? Let them know
Click here for contact information
for New Jersey's Washington delegation
Click here to sign an online petition.
Click here to read the bill
Barney Frank:
We're not here to make you money
Click here for full coverage
Dennis' Recipes
Sautee two cloves of diced garlic in olive oil, add two chopped small heads of escarole, sautee in white wine for five minutes then add one can of diced tomatoes, one can of cannellini beans. Sautee on low heat for 15 minutes. Sprinkle with pecorino cheese.
Take a slice of flate bread(bread used in diners for gyros) Spread on liberally basil mayonaise(2 tblsps of mayo-1 tsp of spicy brown mustard - 1 tsp of pesto). add choped roasted red peppers two slices of pepper jack or provolove cheese and top with sauteed onions and slices of philly steak sandwich steak. Fold and eat!
News 12's Alicia Vitarelli
with Dennis & Michele
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Email Dennis Read On The Air:
Jesus & The Democrat
A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant
one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
Jesus sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested
that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a
hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat
down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced
across the restaurant and asked,
"Is that Jesus over there?"
The waitress nodded, so
the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea,
"My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a
Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat
down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's about gettin'
me a cold glass of Miller Light?"
He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is
that God's boy over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat
directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my bill," he said.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and
said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The Republican felt the
strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him
and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The
Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the
Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat
jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me... I'm collecting disability !"
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Dennis's Dream,
A Woman who can Fish.
