Outgoing Miss New Jersey Cara McCollum had to hand over her crown earlier this month but she found a way to stretch her fifteen minutes of fame into a sixteenth minute. She made a parody of the Lorde song "Royals". Except she calls it "(Has Been) Royals". At least she seems to have a sense of humor about the ridiculousness of beauty pageants, and mercifully she keeps it short at a minute thirty.

If you never heard the original "Royals" by Lorde, here it is so you can compare.