This brief story comes to us from Helena, Montana. One smooth operator picked up a couple of ladies at a bar and brought them back to his apartment.

According to the Independent Record, one of the ladies “decided” to, shall we say, break wind, so I guess it was intentional. The man didn’t take kindly to that behavior and I guess he figured that he’d still have one, so he kicked the gassy one out. Not only did she refuse to leave, she punched the guy in the nose, so with his planned conquest in ruins, he called the cops. The police arrive, see “evidence of marijuana and pipes”, and, making the night a total fail, arrest the guy.

He’s charged with drug possession and possession of paraphernalia. The article makes no mention if assault charges were pressed against the gassy lady for punching the man in the face.