By Bill Doyle

A week or so ago, we had the story of new rules in Shenzhen governing peeing in public. Apparently, the men in Shenzhen were such colossal slobs, and caused such a mess in public restrooms, that new fines were established to curb the errant peeing. A $15 fine was threatened to any man who made a mess in one of the municipalities' bathroom.

Well, now, according to, a new product is being hawked in Shenzhen: The Pee Straight.

For just $1.65, you get a plastic funnel attached to a ten inch length of straight pipe. I think the function is pretty obvious. Now, you can guarantee a straight shot every time, although I don't know how anyone could carry one around after its been used a couple of times.