What was weirder? The twerking? Or Miley Cyrus singing at the American Music Awards in front of this enormous cat who is lip synching along with Miley? Or is Miley lip synching along with the cat?

Is this what people on Ambien dream at night? And what's all this stuff flying at us from the background? Was I supposed to be wearing 3-D glasses to watch this? Did I miss an email? And does Miley own any real clothes? If it's not weird enough, the cat winking and sticking its tongue out at the end certainly is.