The worst kept secret in the world is that "Big Bill" Doyle and his wacky touchscreen soundboard have given me the nickname "El Jefe". People at work started calling me it. Then strangers in grocery stores. My kids have even done it. One of the millions of reasons I love my wife is she hasn't used it once.

Now a listener has hooked me up with a story about the real "El Jefe", the only known wild jaguar in the United States and caught on video. This "El Jefe" looks pretty tough. I may have to drop the nickname so I don't piss him off.

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