You're on your way into a Mercer County Courthouse.  What do you do?

Do you A) make sure your camera phone is left in the car and all metal objects are out of your pockets before walking through the metal detector, B) reflect with pride that we live in a country with a justice system that while not perfect strives to be fair and impartial, or C) try to walk through security wearing a bullet proof vest while in possession of more than 50 grams of marijuana then once arrested try to dispose of even more marijuana hidden in your underwear by flushing it down the toilet in your jail cell?  Remember, when in doubt, the answer is always C.