Man wiped butt with ticket, threw it at cop, indictment says

A Readington man didn't just tell a cop where he could shove a ticket — he allegedly showed him.

MyCentralJersey.com reports that according an indictment, Joseph Greenwood took a summons he was issued by the officer, wiped the ticket up and down between his butt cheeks, and then threw it at the officer. He was charged with a fourth-degree charge of throwing bodily fluids.

The ticket was issued after Greenwood threatened another person in municipal court as Greenwood was being released on another charge, the indictment reportedly said.

Greenwood was charged Sept 18 with disorderly conduct and making threats to kill another person. Those charges are pending.