By Bill Doyle

This is a divorce story for the record books. This one comes from north of the border, where I thought they were more polite.

A 64 year old man (64!) was caught dumping manure at his soon to be ex-wife's house. The manure was not only dumped in the hot tub, but also at the front door of the house.

According to the Toronto Sun,

The man had to be taken down with pepper spray after he took off in a tractor and then resisted arrest when officers caught up with him, police said.

Rene Daniel, 64, faces charges of hit and run, assaulting a police officer, obstructing police and mischief over $5,000.

This story has everything you could ever want as a reader. Especially the hit and run on a tractor.

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