I get mocked at work frequently because I tend to eat the same thing for lunch every day, but there’s a Maryland guy who easily has me beat: he eats the same thing for every meal every day, and he’s been doing it for 25 years!

What does he have for every meal? Pizza! I guess its not literally the same thing for every meal, for while its always pizza, sometimes its frozen, sometimes its take out, it could be Dominoes’, but its always pizza.

The man’s name is Dan Janssen, and, according to the Baltimore Sun, he started his all-pizza all-the-time diet when he was a teenager, after he stopped eating meat for ethical reasons. It doesn’t say if he is still meat-free, but if he is, that means his pies have no pepperoni or sausage, and, really, what’s the point of eating pizza then?