Security at Coachella did what most of us have been wanting to do for a long time. Put Justin Bieber in a chokehold. He was trying to get in to an already filled to capacity exclusive area to see Drake. He explained he had been personally invited but security wasn't buying it. Now there may be legal action.

Other celebrities I'd like to see put in a chokehold:

  • Dustin Diamond
  • Keanu Reeves
  • Tom Cruise
  • Bill Cosby
  • Lindsay Lohan
  • Anyone with the last name Kardashian
  • Gwyneth Paltrow
  • Those nerds from the Sonic Drive-In commercial
  • Taylor Swift
  • Mickey Rooney (even though dead, I'd exhume him to chokehold him)
  • Rex Ryan
  • The two phonies from Love It Or List It
  • A-Rod
  • Miley Cyrus
  • Kanye West (after I see his concert because his music is still great)

Which celebrities would you like to put in a chokehold? Share your choices below.