Jon Stewart Goes Off on Philadelphia [VIDEO]

Jon Stewart did a rant against Philadelphia last night so over the top even he couldn't keep a straight face at the end.  He masterfully somehow worked it into a longer segment on human extinction, things that might take out the human race.  You can see it turn into the Philly rant just after 4 minutes in, but all of it is worth watching.

It seems Phillies manager Ryne Sandberg had lunch at Citi Field's Shake Shake last week and got food poisoning.  That's the jumping off point for this hysterical assault on all things Philadelphia.