John Travolta-ize Your Name Generator
Aside from Ellen's now-famous selfie, the biggest talk of the 2014 Academy Awards was John Travolta butchering the name of Idina Menzel. Travolta referred to Menzel as "Adele Manzeem." He wasn't even close to pronouncing it right. You can view the clip of Travolta announcing Menzel's name wrong below.
If you're going to have your name butchered by someone, you do worse than John Travolta. So join the fun and have your name "John Travoltafied" by this Adele Dazeem Name generator.