Jeff Deminski finds yet another stupid bumper sticker

To the driver of the Acura MDX I was behind in traffic,

Why did you want to put any bumper sticker on your vehicle to begin with? You have a beautiful Acura, painstakingly designed to be elegant. Someone in automotive design worked tirelessly putting in long hours to come up with a gorgeous creation, and then you slap a sticker over it that says 'I'd like you better if you were a horse'? Now I assume this is a message to all other human drivers and not to the fine vehicle you're driving, although it could arguably work either way.

Well, I am sorry I am not a horse. Even though some say I look like a horse, I am not, and this is obviously a disappointment to you. Other driver's let me know they are disappointed I am not a dog. Still others that I am not a cat. I cannot be all species to all drivers. May I offer that I'd like you better if you didn't put stupid bumper stickers on your car? So there, I guess we are now even.

Sincerely,
Jeff Deminski

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