Look what we found!

Dan Specht

This picture was taken several nights ago at our Oktoberfest event in Edison. Dennis insists he posed for this, like the entire thing was a joke. We went to college not too long ago. We've seen that face before, and it's got the ring of authenticity to it. The dopey hat, the oversized mug – he looks like a Russian soldier on leave in Siberia.

What do you think – is it a fake, or is he really drunk? You have to base your answer on the picture alone.