Jerusalem Cruisers. That's what my fiancee jokingly calls them. As in the kind of sandals one might imagine Jesus having worn. As in they look not very stylish and about two thousand years out of date. I just have to laugh because I know she's right. Funnier yet is all the velcro. These ridiculous sandals have not one, not two, but THREE straps that are held together by the magic of velcro. Thing is, they are the most comfortable sandals in the world!