You get the opportunity to spend a few hours of guy time with Dad because your sister gets invited to her friend's birthday party. So what do you do? First you enjoy some lemonade with your pizza, nutrition be damned. Then you react to your father's awful jokes.

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Next you play some video games for free on the store's Wii-U demo station. Yeah the picture is blurry cuz you move around to much for your old man to get a good one, so what.

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Maybe you even crash another kid's party and ride a horse. (Okay, so this happened when we picked my sister back up.)

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You conclude the day by going all pirate-gangstah-like.

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