How To Get Permanently Barred From A Zoo
The Memphis Zoo has had enough. A week ago, a woman was seen throwing things to their lions. Turned out to be cookies. She was spoken to. Yesterday, the same woman not only was back throwing more cookies to the lions, she hopped the barrier to get inside their enclosure to do it. On top of that, she was singing to the lions about how much she missed them. She was wearing brown medical scrubs at the time. Let's hope she just got those from a thrift shop and that this quack isn't actually employed as a nurse anywhere. She was, understandably, ejected from the zoo, but not until her photograph was taken. That photo has been given to all zoo employees with strict instructions to never allow the woman to enter the zoo again under any circumstances.