How I want to be immortalized in Sea Isle City

In Sea Isle City, when you die you can be immortalized on one of their many park benches. This got me thinking of what message I would put on my bench should I ever get one.

Personally I’d go with “No farting on my bench.” I asked my Facebook friends what they thought of my idea. See the picture below for some of their...colorful...responses.

What message would you like to see next to your name if you were to get a memorial bench in Sea Isle City?