How does Dennis Malloy survive Back to School night?

Nothing can put a damper on a parent's mood then remembering that he or she has to go to Back to School night. I can't stand back to school night, but there's always been one motivator that made it tolerable.

It's not learning more about Jimmy's fourth grade curriculum or what the theme to the senior prom is. The only thing that got me through Back to School night was the hot moms and teachers!

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