Who even reads junk mail anymore? It was just a fluke that I happened to see this envelope addressed to me and since it was from an organization that I know something about, I decided to tear open the envelope.

Yes, when you read "ACLU" in the return address you're curious to see what they have to say.

"What could they possibly want from me?", I thought. I'm not a Republican, but I get my fair share of right-leaning junk mail around election season and am on some kind of GOP mailing list (It's probably because I once registered to vote Republican so that I could vote for a candidate I really liked in a gubernatorial primary).

Nevertheless, I pretty much have a hate-hate relationship with the ACLU. They, however, seem to have a love-hate relationship with me, because somehow they've kept me on their mailing list although I keep sending their questionnaires back either unanswered or answered in a snarky way.

Trust me, theirs are the first questionnaires I've ever answered and mailed back in my entire life. But, I had something to say to them and I was so happy to be given the forum to be able to say it. Plus, they asked!

Herewith, I post the four pages of said questionnaire. Along with my answers. Some answers might seem a little mean-spirited, but you know what they say: Don't ask the questions if you don't want to hear the answers!

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