Hard music softens you

Of the following bands, which one might calm you down when you're pissed off?

• Slayer
• Slipknot
• Matchbook Romance
• Circle Takes The Square
• Green Day

The answer? ALL of them if you believe studies about punk, screamo, emo, and heavy metal music soothing the listener. This is bad news for Steve Trevelise who went to see Barry Manilow recently. Read about the studies here.