Lorie Ann Hill is (was?) an Oklahoma school teacher. She had just been hired to teach special ed at Wagoner High School and she showed up for her first day on the job Monday not wearing any pants. She was also stinking drunk. When confronted, she admitted to drinking vodka before coming to work. Police were called when she was found wandering around a room dazed and disoriented. The only good news here is while it was her first day on the job, it was preparation stuff so no students were witnessing this, just fellow staff. First day for students there is today. What a show they missed.