Does this Jersey Shore reunion at BK make you hungry?

Who's idea was this? Fire them. Immediately.

The old crew from Jersey Shore was invited to have a reunion at a Burger King. The idea was to have them reminisce phonily while enjoying Burger King's chicken parmesan sandwiches. Some foul language had to be bleeped out of course. It wouldn't be Jersey Shore without that, right? Someone had to point out Nicole's stupid, fake boobs. Yeah, like that's something to celebrate. Then of course at the end they had to all sit and wear the Burger King paper crowns to be wacky.

None of this made me hungry. It only made me angry. You were all an embarrassment to our state. And you weren't even from here! Come on Burger King, you're way better than this.