Does Central Jersey exist? Everyone’s an expert

What do I believe in? Well, I believe in the soul, the hanging curve ball, good scotch. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Oh, and I believe Central New Jersey is a myth!

Who's with me?

(crickets? crickets?)

The concept of a Central Jersey is as childish as half birthdays. It's trying to make something of yourself that you're not. It's the geographic equivalent of a hissy fit. Anyone who throws this tantrum should be put in the time-out corner. Now is that corner in North Jersey or South Jersey? What's that? It's in Central Jersey? ARRGGGH!!!!!

This debate has now popped up on Reddit with user 2HornsUp beginning the battle.

"For those who say Central Jersey is fake. Why? Those who say it does exist. Why? I’m genuinely curious.
If it’s fake, where is the North/South boundary? If it’s real, who lives in which part? You get the idea. Have at it."

And have at it they did.

jmartkdr had this logic:

letsgometros couldn't seem to decide anything:

Joe_Jeep is trying to add a fourth region to the mix just to make my head explode:

maxbarkly thinks he's nailed it:

prayersforrain thinks it's all about the highways:

littlegymm had this take:

Then there was the pushback. This from Luna-Cy:

DerFloopen sums it up this way:

The debate rages on and on. But I believe Luna-Cy nailed it with this:

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