Deputy Chief Of Staff Wanted
If you are looking for a job in government, now may be the time as the 'bridgegate' scandal may open up a position or two on Governor Chris Christie's staff. Here's what the job listing may look like.Rare opportunity to join successful governor’s staff. Must be able to start as soon as possible.
- Overseeing staff
- Keeping your mouth shut
- Never leaving a paper trail
The ideal candidate has their own orange traffic cones and working knowledge of how to encrypt email. Benefits include paid vacation, retirement package. Democrats need not apply or their driveways will be blocked by large state owned trucks conducting a traffic study.