Just in time for the holiday weekend, Mary Lee, the celebrity 3,500-pound great white shark has made her way up the coast and is inching closer and closer to the Jersey Shore. No doubt confused by New Jersey musicians like Bruce Springsteen and Brian Fallon constantly singing songs about girls named Mary, she probably thinks she's coming up here to find love.

Love is pretty hard to come by if you're a human, Mary Lee, but you know what they say. There are plenty of fish in the sea. New Jersey, let's give Mary Lee a warm welcome and make her proud to choose the Jersey Shore as her Memorial Day Weekend destination.

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