If a picture is worth a thousand words...what is a picture of words...worth?

In this case, it depends what one does with these words...that I (literally) found in the garbage!

Pre-Match Game selfie...with Jeff in the background doing the show. (Craig Allen photo).
Pre-Match Game selfie...with Jeff in the background, doing the show. (Craig Allen photo).
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You might recall that I played "Match Game" with the guys back in May...

Earlier, Deminski & Doyle had played (yet) another round of "Match Game" on a Friday night.

The Match Game is ON! As seen from the screener's area! (Craig Allen photo).
The Match Game is ON! As seen from the screener's area! (Craig Allen photo).
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Afterwards, all the little slips of paper with the matching (and not matching) answers were tossed.

Like 2 nights ago, I was on for Big Joe...

And, being at least somewhat ecologically friendly, I was rounding up scrap paper, and putting it in the paper recycling bin...when, it hit me!

I'll recycle these words into a story!

One of the things that I like to do in my "spare time" is write...

You give it your best shot, too! No pressure...

Let's see...

Once upon a time...

(great start, right?)

The "broken heart"ed middle "aged" "wife" despaired that she would ever have a child...to fit the "baby shoes" that her "aged" grandmother had given her, back when she was a but a wee child.

How are you doing, so far?

So, she....

Here are a few more words to help with your story. (Craig Allen photo).
I just found a few more words to help with your story. (Craig Allen photo).
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What am I going to do with "thong" "salami" and not one but TWO "licked"?

Keeping this narrative CLEAN is...difficult, to say the least....even with more words...

How can I possibly work in a "thong" "g-string" "sheers" and "dog biscuits"...and still have a 'G-rated' story?

If I'm not...careful...this story may not be "stable."

There is a limit to my...uh...creativity!

Seriously.

I'm hitting the point of diminishing returns.

And, I like my job!

That being said, I think that I will take a cue from the words, and say:

YOU use the appropriate word in the ____! (Craig Allen photo).
YOU use the appropriate word in the ____! (Craig Allen photo).
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How did you do?

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