I'm Judi Franco, a fictional character. I adore co-hosting the midday show with Dennis Malloy, who after 20 years is like a husband to me; the annoying husband who doesn't sleep with me, give me money or pay enough attention to me. I love New Jersey so much that it's like a sister to me; the bitchy sister who steals my boyfriends, tells my mom my secrets and owes me money she never intends to pay.
Don’t have sex in these 5 New Jersey towns!
If you’re looking for a hook up this weekend, be sure he or she is geographically desirable before you get going.
Hey, NJ — ‘Dead Kids Make Bad Laws’
Dead kids usually make for emotional, broad brush laws that do more harm than good.
Behind the scenes of Dennis and Judi’s meetings
Per the usual, it's a 'sloppy, unfocused mess.'
Should you buy an above-ground ‘pool in a box’ this season?
This is the time of year when anyone who hasn’t had one considers buying one of those pools.
I went through Springsteen’s garbage & came away with a treasure
Sure, this happened in the '70s, but what we found was timeless.
You can now get edible, safe cookie dough in Central Jersey
For those of you who have a sweet tooth that can never be satisfied, there’s something new for you out there.
Reading the fine print — how Judi ‘borrows’ grocery glasses
If this has been a dilemma for me, I figure other people have had this issue too.
Why you have to get out of New Jersey NOW
Get out while the gettin’ is good, says Judi.
AWKWARD! Judi dances through a store full of customers
Nothing can stop Judi from dancing across NJ... not even confused onlookers!
Why did the cow cross the road? Only in NJ!
Every once in a while you see something that you know could ONLY happen in New Jersey!