These stories will make you want to cross your legs.

Jim Gearhart always enjoys a crazy story out of New Jersey. And this week, in the latest edition of his new Jim Gearhart Show podcast — available every Thursday on iTunes, Google Play and the New Jersey 101.5 app — he recalls the tales of three unfortunate souls who did a bit of self harm but sticking their ... selves ... in the wrong places.

The video above is just part of the latest installment of the Jim Gearhart Podcast, available every week on New Jersey 101.5 and in the New Jersey 101.5 app. You can also subscribe with your favorite podcasting app for iPhones, Android devices or your computer:

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Love podcasts? Also check out Forever 39, Annette and Megan's new podcast about turning 40 — and loving life along the way. This week, they explore how to Put the spark back in your relationship.

And the New 'Jersey' Guys, Chris and Dan, start off their own podcast adventure this week, wondering if the MLB's automatic intentional walk rule is really necessary.

— Townsquare Media staff


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